Well Hell! I Got A Versatile Blogger Award!

So apparently there are awards that get passed along on here and I just happened to snag myself one.
Thank You Shervell Jones for my Versatile Blogger Award. You're right, it is nice to know that someone is reading. It makes me feel kind of tingly inside.

Now there are some rules when it comes to this award:

1. Thank the person who awarded you and link back to them in your post.
2. Tell 7 Random facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award on to 15 new found bloggers.
4. Contact each blogger you want to pass the award on to and let them know you've done so, and let the giver of your award know you accept it.

1) I get writer's block way too easily.
2) I'm currently working on a book entitled Wonderling.
3) I'm also currently topless while writing this. Don't ask, the shirt was bothering me.
4) I have two tattoos and six piercings, although I need to reopen two of them.
5) I'm currently living with my boyfriend and two cats, neither of which are actually ours.
5) I am not cool with this Internet censorship thing that Congress is trying to pass. Spread the word: Fuck You, Congress!
6) I am so very hungry at this moment.
7) I hate having to list random facts about myself.

I don't think I know that many bloggers, but I'll send the ones that I do know the award just for the hell of it.

Berthkgar
brenna is the best
bbq_stain
That CrispKid
JJD

Deuses!
~Misery Chick

Introducing... WAR CAT!

So, my friend and I are attempting at this whole "meme" business. Seems kind of silly, yeah, but it'll be fun, if it takes off that is. So, without further ado, I bring you... War Cat!

Who Is This Standing In My Place?

Where has my sense of poetic cynicism gone?

I can't seem to pull myself out of this funk. This lack of creative thought impares my ability to function as a writer. I haven't written in much too long.

Damn this writer's block...

~Misery Chick

Relationship Status: Pending

The walls are melting in
I’m caving, I’m caving
Can’t seem to find a friend
My heart’s still beating

Where have you gone?
I’d thought you’d stay forever
Where have you gone?
I’m sullen without you

Oh baby, please don’t go
I need you here
You can do anything you want to
We can do anything we want to
Oh, please don’t go
And if it’s me you fear
You don’t have to worry ‘cause
I’m not going anywhere

You’re having nightmares again
You’re caving, you’re caving
Yet it’s her you confide in
Why not me?

I see you two together
And my heart fills with pain
I know she’s just a friend
But to me it’s all the same

Oh baby, please don’t go
I need you here
You can do anything you want to
We can do anything we want to
Oh, please don’t go
And if it’s me you fear
You don’t have to worry ‘cause
I’m not going anywhere

Oh, and just three little words
Three little words
Can mean so many things.
And three little words
Three little words
Can change everything
Oh, three little words
Three little words
They mean so much to me.
Just three little words
Three little words
Can't you see?

The walls are melting in...
The walls are melting in...

Oh, the truth I'll apprehend, because
You're caving, we're caving
And it's me you find hope in.
It makes me smile.

I'll be with you forever
Until you say "go away."
Until then with you is
Where I'll stay

So baby, please don’t go
I need you here
We can do anything we want to
We can do anything we want to
Oh, please don’t go
And if it’s me you fear
You don’t have to worry ‘cause
I’m not going anywhere
Not going anywhere
I'm not going anywhere
No..

~Misery Chick

I'm Not Really One To Resolve, But...

So I figure it's a brand new year and all, and hell, I might only get to do this one more time if the Mayan's have their way (lol), so...

MISERY CHICK'S 2011 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!!!!!
*obscured cheering, chanting, and clapping arise from the distance somewhere*

So every year gets progressively worse, and I find life very aggravating to put up with, but yet I keep moping forward hoping to reach a somewhat happier state of being. So far, the results are, well, not happier, but I'm hopeful.

I've come to a realization that everyone, no matter who, EVEN yourself, will fuck with you. Now, whether it's intentional or not, that's up for debate. Bottom line is that it happens, and it really pisses you off. Gets you all depressed and whatnot. So, for my first resolution, I say fuck it! Life's too fucking short to put up with all the bullshit. So to hell with it all. Live life, don't worry about the stupid shit people, or you, do. Seize the fucking day or die regretting the time you lost sulking about this and that.

So, next, I suppose I'll go with something a little more traditional. I'm going to try and go to the gym. Not everyday, that's just kinda ridiculous, but at least once a week. Maybe go with friends or something. I'm becoming too much of a couch potato and I could go for some toning a little bit. I mean, hell, you're only young once, which means the young little body that I am blessed with is going to turn into lard if I keep up with this stagnant lifestyle. Let's take a moment and picture that lovely image. Mmm, yummy.

Three's a nice number, so this'll be my last resolution, which now that I think about it has been my pathetic excuse for a resolution for years, but I've never actually achieved it. I resolve to quite being so damn naggy and possessive. I don't know what it is, but this demon woman just tears out of me in moments of weakness (if you need a visual, it closely resembles the events in Alien). She feasts on the happiness of others, draining them, leaving only an annoyed yet apathetic shell of a human being. So yeah, I need to stop doing that.


Yup, that's me all right.


Happy New Year!

~Misery Chick

I Laugh So Hard I Forget To Cry

With everything I’ve been through
With every broken heart, promise, smile
With every lost love, friend, memory
I try to push it back
Hide it all behind my laughter

When he broke our family
And you stayed with him
I hate you mom, I hate you dad
But yet we stand smiling in our family portrait
Hide it all behind our laughter

When he crushed my heart
Lied to me, promised he’d stay with me
But ran away only a few days later to be with you
“Yeah, Shelbs, we’ll still be friends” (traitor)
Hide it all behind our laughter

When you left us
Crashed your jeep into that tree
We always told you to wear your seatbelt
Now we can only remember the good times
Hide it all behind our laughter

No one ever asks me, though
No one notices me as cry into my pillow
No one tells me that everything is gonna be alright
No one has to, because I
Hide it all behind my laughter

~ Misery Chick

Idiocracy? I Think So.

So, I've noticed a drastic decline in the amount of open lanes in superstores, i.e. Wal-Mart and Target. Why is it that when they design and build the store they install 20+ check-out lanes, but when it actually comes time to check-out, even in their busiest hours, there are maybe 5 lanes open, including the 20 items or less lane. Although the self check-out lanes are there, they're always packed, forcing the rest of the customers to go through the 5 or less open lanes.

Just last Saturday I was at a Wal-Mart picking up a card and a bottled water and I had to stand in line for almost 30 minutes because they had 3 lanes open. 3! All 3 of them curling out into the main aisle causing traffic backup. And God forbid they get off their lazy asses and open (gasp!) another lane or 2. I mean seriously, how ignorant do you have to be to see people complaining in line about the wait and still not do a damn thing about it?

Oh, and that's just on a regular day. On Black Friday, maybe one of the darkest days for retail stores, they had (you guessed it) a whole 5 lanes open. The lines literally wrapped around the entire store! Why would you not open as many lanes as possible on such a horrible day? I don't get it, they have all of those lanes and they don't even use half of them. What a waste. But what can I say? Welcome to America, where stupidity is widely accepted and promoted. I can't wait to get the hell out of this God forsaken country.

~ Misery Chick