MISERY CHICK'S 2011 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!!!!!
*obscured cheering, chanting, and clapping arise from the distance somewhere*
So every year gets progressively worse, and I find life very aggravating to put up with, but yet I keep moping forward hoping to reach a somewhat happier state of being. So far, the results are, well, not happier, but I'm hopeful.
I've come to a realization that everyone, no matter who, EVEN yourself, will fuck with you. Now, whether it's intentional or not, that's up for debate. Bottom line is that it happens, and it really pisses you off. Gets you all depressed and whatnot. So, for my first resolution, I say fuck it! Life's too fucking short to put up with all the bullshit. So to hell with it all. Live life, don't worry about the stupid shit people, or you, do. Seize the fucking day or die regretting the time you lost sulking about this and that.
So, next, I suppose I'll go with something a little more traditional. I'm going to try and go to the gym. Not everyday, that's just kinda ridiculous, but at least once a week. Maybe go with friends or something. I'm becoming too much of a couch potato and I could go for some toning a little bit. I mean, hell, you're only young once, which means the young little body that I am blessed with is going to turn into lard if I keep up with this stagnant lifestyle. Let's take a moment and picture that lovely image. Mmm, yummy.
Three's a nice number, so this'll be my last resolution, which now that I think about it has been my pathetic excuse for a resolution for years, but I've never actually achieved it. I resolve to quite being so damn naggy and possessive. I don't know what it is, but this demon woman just tears out of me in moments of weakness (if you need a visual, it closely resembles the events in Alien). She feasts on the happiness of others, draining them, leaving only an annoyed yet apathetic shell of a human being. So yeah, I need to stop doing that.
Yup, that's me all right.
Happy New Year!
~Misery Chick
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